You know You’ve lived in China too long when :001. A few shots of Bai jiu (chinese white rice wine.. taste like gasoline) don’t even give you a buzz.
002. You’re at an expensive western restaurant and don’t even notice the guy at the next table yelling into his cell phone
003. A June 2001 Great Wall Cabernet (mixed with Sprite) is your vintage of choice
004. When someone says ’snack’, you think: salted cuttlefish.
005. You only drink beer from one liter bottles.